Wednesday, September 9, 2009

If People Were Sims...

Everyone would be ridiculously attractive.

A house wouldn't be a home until you'd set fire to the stove.

To get a promotion you would talk to yourself in the mirror for hours, or play chess.

As soon as you meet a stranger they would wander into your house and start using your things.

Adding a new room would be an instantaneous thing.

Sex would be comical.

Getting dressed would mean simply spinning around.

Everyone would have a maid.

Your neighbour could be a criminal mastermind.

Oh, and everyone would be gay. :P

14 comments:

WkBoy714 said...

Haha xD
You're so right..

I'm glad I'm not the only one to play Sims like that :P

Although the everyone being gay is probably being caused by some deliberate inputs of you :P ...

Dave83201 said...

Sex would be comical? Its kinda that way now. lol.

PoisonedHappiness said...

Playing gay sims? :P

cvn70 said...

Mboy

SIMS never played with them but it sounds like a nice world you have there

take care and be safe

bob

[ P . t ] said...

I've actually tried Gay Sims, very entertaining lol.

Don't forget when you have an unwanted Sim: lock them in a room and watch them suffer :o
Oh and turn on and leave a stereo in the room, just in case they fall asleep... muahahahahaha...

Can't wait for the new 'Adventures' expansion pack :p

Pilgrim said...

Mboy, your Imagination is really great, but (un)fortunately far from Sim´s "reality". Think again. :-) Propz Pilgrim

Benji said...

Awwww so cuuute and so truuuuue !!!
I wanna play sims 4 with you (it's "sims in real life" :p)
<3

Ryan said...

Don't forget that when you go to have a baby a small window will pop up asking if you want a boy or a girl!

Also, anytime burglars enter your property our entire lives would get dark, we would hear eary music.

Love the post, SIMS ARE AWESOME!!

Lots of love,
Ryan

Aek said...

It sounds like you're having too much fun there in that game. :P

BladesofReality said...

im glad to know that im not the only one who makes all my sims gay (eve i do have the sims mods heh heh) yes im a dork and i always will be but i love this post!

Ethan said...

Never played Sim but that is one interesting description

And another note I was at school and thought of you today (not like that lol)

It was in my English class and the teacher gave an example on the board

"Bill threw that cat out the window"

I was thinking how appalled you would be and more then likely would have said something about it too

and way hope you are doing well take care

TR said...

Haha, I feel the same way if I play Sims for too long.

J said...

Sounds good to me (if a little homogenized).

Planetx_123 said...

and I remember the speech being hilarious nonsense-speak, right? I haven't played since Sims 1 (I know, I know, I'm old), but I loved the speech the characters had.

I told myself I would never play again though, because I could play that game 24x7 I think.

And what do you mean-- everyone _IS_ gay!

Much Love,
Steve