It Was Awful... But I Liked It.

Last night i had one of the strangest dreams i've ever had, and i've had some pretty bizarre ones.

It evolved throughout, but the same main plot stuck.

My Mum and i were at home. I think we were eating dinner at the kitchen table. There was an explosion noise of sorts, and smoke started drifting down from the vents in the roof. We heard a fire truck, and the firemen put out a fire somewhere. Then they told us that someone had put a bomb in our roof, and it was poisonous. If we had breathed in the fumes, we would have died.

The firemen were gone, and me and my Mum were in the kitchen again. I saw that there was a car in the driveway, close to my house, and 2 people were sitting in it. One had goggles or binoculars on their head. The car had been there for a while, and the people were staring straight through the window into our house. It scared the hell out of me. I just had this overwhelming feeling of fear. We both hid behind the wall.

Some of the rest is a blur. I think one time when my Mum left the house, she was attacked and someone tried to stab her.

One night i left the house at nighttime (perhaps to go for a run). I did the usual stuff and locked the door and left. When i returned, the security door was broken and the other door was open. Someone had broken in. I came inside, and there was a light on in the lounge room. When i went in to investigate, i found that the room had been ransacked, and stuff was everywhere.

I heard a noise, and as i turned around, through the doorway to the lounge room, i saw a woman run from the kitchen to the front door and leave. I ran after her into the night

I caught her, and i knew she was one of those responsible for terrorizing my family. I wanted revenge. (The next part is a bit strange.)

Apparently my next door neighbour is an evil sexual abuser. (In real life he's big and cuddly lol.) Anyways, i ransacked his garage and smashed stuff, and framed the woman by leaving her in there. He found her as he came home, and the rest faded to black like a scene in a movie. (I guess you can figure it out for yourself.)

The details in the story changed now. There was still one person left, who had tried to kill my Mum. My Mum, though, had turned into my wife, and i was a celebrity.

I returned to my house and called the police. Somehow i ended up on the phone to a French Restaurant and we all started speaking French...

I know. Strange.

Then i was out having dinner at a restaurant (perhaps the same one). I was walking around, when at the window, i spotted a woman sitting alone. I knew this was the other person who had tried to hurt us, and i confronted her.

Somehow i got her to confess, and i found out she was a crazed fan, who had tried to kill my wife in an attempt to have me as her own. She ended up in tears, and realised that what she had done was crazy. The police arrived, and the dream ended there.

Anyways, there were lots of other things that happened in that dream that i can't remember, but i know they were there. When i try to think about it, i find what feels like distant memories, and those memories go in hand with intense fear.

While it played like a nightmare, it was actually exciting. I enjoyed it. lol

Then i had another dream.

I went down to a dock. There was a group of people. I asked someone something in a whisper, and he pointed me to a blond boy standing a few metres away. I approached him and he smiled in a friendly way. He was really gorgeous.

I bought cocaine from him. Then we talked. I talked a lot about random stuff. I confessed it was because i was nervous. He said it was okay. I felt a connection to him.

As we were at the dock, a helicopter appeared. A horse was being carried in a harness by the helicopter, and it was lowered onto the deck.

The end.

O_O

Photoshopped Kitties. :P

I know i'm strange. :)

The Dreams... They Just Get Weirder.

Okay, i'm not going to go into too many details (mainly because they wouldn't make sense).

But last night in my dream i had a friend with a galaxy for a head. Yes. A galaxy for a head. O_O

There were also small children running around that were Coca-Cola bottles.

And i appeared in a Summer movie.



What am i in for tonight? lol

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WTF is up with my dreams?

So i was a guy (i don't think it was me) trying to pick someone up (may have been a girl or a guy, i can't remember). I brought them back to where i was staying, which was a big hall for some reason, but my asian parents were there and wouldn't leave me alone. We went and sat at a table but my parents pulled up chairs!!

Then the hall flooded, and everyone had to go outside.

As i walked out of the flooded hall, i was myself, and i was in Africa on holiday. Me and my Mum were walking down the street along a lake with the other people who were staying at the hall, and there were elephants and all these other cool animals down by the lake. I had my camera and was taking pics, though the camera seemed to be suffering from static sometimes. lol. I was thinking 'when i blog about this my readers are going to be so jealous'.

We meet up with a few family members and then we went hiking or something. There was a lot of rough ground, and i was having a lot of trouble getting over it and i was slipping and falling a lot. Again, i had my camera and was taking photos because we were in the Something Garden and there were tall colourful trees.

I must have left the group at some point to go shopping. I ended up looking at games. I bought a few and one of the Game Boy games was $45 and was number 3 in a series. In my shopping bag i also had a bunch of hair products. lol

So i got in the queue and the server was nice. I showed her my bag and i payed for the games, but as i took a few steps i realised i hadn't been charged for the expensive hair products! I informed the server just as the couple behind me had stepped up to be served. The server was like 'oh haha sorry', and was about to serve me again. The couple behind me suddenly got really aggresive, and the man started swearing and yelling. I said something very politely along the lines of, 'don't worry about it, i'll just get in queue again' (which was much longer now) with a smile, and i grabbed my stuff. The server commented on how amazingly nice and sweet i was. The man behind me grumbled, and decided to step back and let me finish being served. But that was my plan all along! I knew they would let me finish being served if i showed them niceness and respect, even though they didn't deserve it.

I opened the Game Boy game, but it was in fact number 2. I was ripped off. And when i played it, it was really crap. I was someone like Samus (game character), and i was forever running backwards, shooting at a bunch of robots that were charging me down. Yeah, it was crap. So i knew i wouldn't play that again. I headed back to meet up with my Mum.

But then i had another dream. It was like a TV show, where they show something horrible at the start, roll the title scene, and then the detective starts investigating. But i (not actually me again) was both the detective, and involved in the horrible thing at the start. I was with some friends at a house, when we were attacked by something that could only be called a witch. There were lots of bright flashes and i (as the detective) don't remember anything else. And then my friends disappeared.

I was investigating around the house the next day with my police force, and came across a bookcase. When i pulled out a few books, i saw these strange pictures of broomsticks.

Now i am me again, and in my own home. I go to the closet, and pull out a broom with straw on the end. It looks old/scruffy. When i sit on it, i feel it lift into me, and my feet just leave the ground. It feels amazing. I had been imbued with witchcraft powers or something. :D

So i head down the hallway, and my Mum takes a picture of me. I'm like 'WTF!? You want the whole world to know that i'm a witch!?' (i suppose the correct term is warlock). I said something about her being a nurse, and that was supposed to be equal to my secret. 'Would you want me to tell everyone that you're a nurse!?' or something like that.

I floated around my house a bit. It was great fun.

Then for the last scene, i was outside in a backyard or something and my Mum was relaxing in a chair. It was on a hill, and there were lots of colourful trees and plants around. As i looked down the pathway leading up, i saw that it looked beautiful, and then my cat Jemima appeared. My Mum had the camera, and started taking photos cos it looked really awesome, but i was thinking to myself, 'You don't know how to use it properly,' and i knew i would have taken better pictures. She even went for a diagonal shot. *shakes head*

But i didn't say anything. I just enjoyed what i was seeing. :)



And then i woke up and i really needed to pee. lol

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